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Recent reviews

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  Another Hollywood female-lead estrogen fuelled liberal wankstain.
  Soyboy Hemsworth couldn’t even make this barren shitfest feel masculine.

  Fuck anyone and everyone that likes this movie. Pathetic inbreds.

  DISGRACE. HALF STAR.

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  Challengers 2024

  ½ Rewatched 03 May 2024 2

  THE CORRUPT MODERATORS CANT OUTDO CORRUPT CRITIC

  ZENDAYA SMELLS. TOM HOLLAND SHOULD BE ASHAMED. THIS MOVIE IS GLORIFYING SMUT!

  DISGRACE. HALF STAR.

Popular reviews

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  Civil War 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Apr 2024

  KIRSTEN DUNST IS A MISERABLE BITCH.

  Cheer up sweet cheeks. Trumps gonna win the election AND the civil war.

  What a shit movie, deeply closeted woke movie too scared to say their usual rhetoric.

  That kid had a fat ass though.

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2024

  5 STARS.

  THE BEST SEQUEL EVER MADE. BETTER THAN EMPIRE. BETTER THAN THE GODFATHER. BETTER THAN TERMINATOR 2. FUCK THOSE MOVIES. THIS ONE HAS BETTER ACTION.

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