Favorite films

Pinned reviews

• 

  DumbLand 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  “Fuck you, you motherfucking helicopter you motherfucker! Fuck you, you fuck! You fucking motherfucking helicopter! Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker! Aaarrggghhhh!”

  I think David Lynch would have really liked Smiling Friends.

• 

  Stop Making Sense 1984

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Dec 2024

  When I get in the mood to watch this, I could fight through fifteen people just to put the dvd in.  There’s nothing like it.

Recent reviews

• 

  Barbie of Swan Lake 2003

  ★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025 1

  My sisters used to play this on repeat growing up, so I kept having weird moments with this and its story beats.  

  Why does the porcupine dude have a fart fetish thing going on?

• 

  Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper 2004

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I genuinely don’t know what to rate this but I had fun with friends watching it.  It has a strong PlayStation 2 feel and I couldn’t look away.  Preminger is perfection.

Popular reviews

• 

  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  ★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025 5

  I had to watch this seven separate times today for each period I taught and I feel like stabbing myself with a dagger.  I used to love movie days but as a teacher now, they are exhausting.

  I will not be logging this movie seven times for the sake of my own sanity.

  Also how the hell is the cast for this so stacked? So many great actors for such a mediocre interpretation of a classic.

• 

  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I was worried about the direction that the ending of this movie was going, but thankfully, it made the right decision.  I loved the ending, as well as Mikey Madison’s performance.  This almost reminded me of After Hours at times with how distressing it felt, which helped to make this even more memorable.  Igor is pretty cool 😤