Recent reviews

• 

  Kids 1995

  ★ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  Couldn't hear this shit over my AC unit and I was freezing

• 

  Dune: Part Two 2024

  Watched 19 Mar 2024

  Need to be the fremen pass around party bottom. Like....till the sand turns red

Popular reviews

• 

  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ½ Rewatched 22 Apr 2023

  The first two hours are nothing I don't experience in my day to day

• 

  Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2019 2

  How horny I am for each Siderman:

  
  8.Peter Porker - grace won’t let me be attracted to this one 

  7. Peni Parker- I’m not a weeaboo. Can you believe they let kids see this.

  6. Spider-Man 2099- Ik nothing about this man 

  5. Gwen Stacy- the kinda girl I would say I liked when I pretended I was straight (4th grade) 

  4.5. Spider-man 2099- hold on, I’m being told he’s a dad 

  3. R.I.Peter- he’s hot but he’s dead. Otherwise…

Following