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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  I feel like I just watched all of the most capable humans in modern filmmaking try their hardest to make an utterly unenjoyable movie. They succeeded.

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  Old 2021

  ★★ Watched 27 Jul 2021

  I wanted to like this film. I think the concept is intriguing but the execution, performances, camera choices, and dialog made this movie feel like a parody of itself throughout most of the runtime. I found myself laughing and rolling my eyes more often than not.

Popular reviews

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★½ Watched 26 May 2020 1

  You know why. That ending 🤦🏻‍♂️

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ★★ Watched 26 May 2021

  I don’t know what was more shallow... the focus, the acting, or the script? JFC 🤦🏻‍♂️

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