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Recent reviews

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Oh okay, so he’s like a gross fly man- FLAPPIN’ FLOTSAM, WHAT’S THAT?!!???!

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  *sees nosferatu dick*…. That’s it???!!?????

Popular reviews

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  As Above, So Below 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2023

  National treasure meets the mummy meets the descent meets…. Enchanted?

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  Interview with the Vampire 1994

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  Alright, who locked a bunch of theatre kids in with a psychotic maniac (Tom Cruise)??

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