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Favorite films

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
  • Treasure Planet
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Silence

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  • Moana 2

    ★★★

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★★

  • The Gorge

    ★★★★

  • Tangled

    ★★★★½

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  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★★★

    I want to preface this by saying I have not read the book. This also probably has some spoilers, but I try to keep it spoiler free. 

    This is simply remarkable in every way. One of the best adapted screenplays I have ever seen. Children of Men is an incredibly realistic depiction, based on the premise, of the world where everyone knows that nobody will be alive 100 years from then. Being set in 2027 allows for it to be grounded…

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★★

    The Boy and the Heron is an absolutely marvelous film. Throughout its runtime, Miyazaki seems to show off what makes him unique. He has so many different techniques all on display. On top of all of that, he somehow managed to go beyond the dimensions of time and space in this and it made sense when the credits rolled. Everything may seem all over the place at times, but each and every bit of it is intentional. It ties together oh…

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  • Moana 2

    Moana 2

    ★★★

    I was just so happy to see the Kakamora

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★★

    The locusts being the catalyst for all of this just seems so lazy. Rather than more dinosaurs, we get big bugs. That and the cgi and green screen were not that noticeable in the big screen from what I remember. Barring that, the nostalgia is there and most of the scenes with the dinosaurs are so fun! All in all, I love all the easter eggs hidden throughout!

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  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★★

    This is where the Skywalker saga actually ends. The sequels are not canon. Anyways, I love the change of having it be Anakin before he turned to the dark side and not some old head at the end as a force ghost. He got to see the father he would have had. Anakin’s force ghost was the last time he was on the light side, so it’s quite a logical change. A beautiful ending to one of the best trilogies of all time.

    Also, I really don’t feel like watching the sequels. I’ll watch 7, but I’ll end there.

  • Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

    Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

    ★★★½

    The vibes are still top tier with this one as well. The Silver Surfer design is exquisite. I do not really have any complaints. The fun outweighs them. All in all, it is unfortunate they never made a third because the cast has elite chemistry!