couchsucker

couchsucker

No, I am not a middle school edge lord, I just have bad taste in films 🤷‍♂️

Favorite films

  • American Psycho
  • 10 Cloverfield Lane
  • School of Rock
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • Whip It

    ★★★★

  • Super

    ★★★★½

  • Teeth

    ★★★

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★

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  • Whip It

    Whip It

    ★★★★

    Completely altered the way I sing “Jolene” by Dolly Parton to this day and ngl, kinda makes me cringe. Solid Flick though minus Jimmy Fallon’s bitch ass being in it.

  • Super

    Super

    ★★★★½

    I fucked with this HARD when I was 18 and I have a core memory of my friend Dave coming over randomly one day and him and I watching this and playing COD zombies together. He was REALLY good at Zombies! He’s doing bigger and better things now like opening for mf Turnstile! Dave, if you’re reading this, I miss you dawg! 😭

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  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★★

    The erection part is a knee slapper. The first time I saw it it was so inspiring to me. Over a decade later and still haven’t done shit with my life 🤷‍♂️ Thanks, Walter

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★½

    Temu Mark Ruffalo(s) kill everyone in Maine with a toy monkey that can apparently do blast beats.