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  • Titanic
  • Rango
  • Kung Fu Hustle
  • Godzilla Minus One

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ½

  • Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ½

    Want a 2+ hour long SNL skit starring every single Trump joke we've all made on the daily these past 9 hellish years, plus an obnoxious subplot that would make your sole gringa friend from the kink community not shut the hell up more than usual about "how frEeeAaAky would it be to - tee hee - FRICK YOUR CLOOOOONE?"

    Spare yourself and go watch Nezha 2.
    This isn't it.

  • Ne Zha 2

    Ne Zha 2

    ★★★★★

    disney shitting itself to death as we speak

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  • Wish

    Wish

    ... The trailers for Thanksgiving, Night Swim, Killers of the Flower Moon, Five Nights at Freddys played before the movie started.

    The children were horrified.

    We were being warned.

    This film was made with ChatGPT. You could feel it in the water. You can smell it in the earth...

  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★★★

    One of the most iconic messy breakups in gay history, well-made at last.