Courtney Penley

Courtney Penley

I love b-movies, horror, and straight to video trash.

Favorite films

  • Coffy
  • Maniac
  • Repo Man
  • Dawn of the Dead

Recent activity

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  • Civil War

  • Wolfs

  • The Wild Robot

  • Blink Twice

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  • Priscilla

    Priscilla

    I really enjoyed this movie a lot, it just felt like a Sofia Coppola film in the best way possible. I really had no clue how the dynamic of this relationship played out. You can believe I read a lot about Elvis, his womanizing and intimacy issues afterward.

    I appreciate the fact that Sofia didn’t use any wild animals because Elvis was one of those idiots that bought wild animals (thanks for supporting poachers, bro) and kept them at his…

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    I had a lot of fun with this but then they used a damn rat. I don’t understand why they felt the need to randomly use an animal. It’s funny how people simultaneously complain about an overpopulation of rats and simultaneously support them being bred in captivity only to be forced into confusing and terrifying situations like in a freakin’ tiny crawl space with an overpaid actor. The rat didn’t get paid, they didn’t consent. I just don’t get why the rat was even there man.

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  • Boys Beware

    Boys Beware

    ★★★★

    Public restrooms are often a hangout for homosexuals

  • Incubus

    Incubus

    ★★★½

    "I swear to god, there's gonna be a rape tonight." 


    Anyone know what the sperm count in this movie is?