Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  “he can speak mother”

  purr ok queen pop off i see u! boots the house down hunty

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  28 Days Later 2002

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jan 2025

  zombies everywhere and the real enemy is still straight men

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  this is what we need from films in 2024. no nuance, no cleverness, just full frontal nudity, needless violence and great eyebrows

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  Pitch Perfect 4

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 May 2024

  it doesn’t exist yet but i know it’s a 5

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