Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Baghead 2023

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Baghead was my nickname during my clubbing days.

  Kino
  - small, solid cast
  - interesting enough plot

  Schlock
  - ending was mid

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  End of Watch 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  "I am a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a badge and a gun."

  This movie had the potential to be THE modern cop film, unfortunately it just misses the mark.

  Kino
  - fucked me up
  - stellar cast

  Schlock
  - some genuinely ridiculous cinematography choices
  - so genuinely awful direction in parts

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  I went into this film hoping it would be better than Napoleon, it wasn't.

  I'm a 30-something white dude, so a movie set in Rome that's a follow up to one of the all time great films should have been a slam dunk for me. Instead I sit here bitterly disappointed, getting progressively more annoyed about the time I spent on this film.

  The action sequences were boring and paint by numbers, the scoring was tired and too loud (maybe…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Aug 2024

  Directed by Osgood Perkins, more like misdirected by Oz "I'm a shit director who can't make a good movie to save myself". I have never seen a movie so utterly disrespectful of my time, and I paid to watch Napoleon. Even Zack Snyder's films respect my time more than this absolute stinker.

  Every shot of this movie felt like it was shot by someone who'd just read about certain angles and thought they were breaking new ground with slow zoom-ins…