the long pauses in this film make me want to die 😭😭😭
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The Human Centipede (First Sequence) 2009
This movie was decent!
Do I think you should watch this movie? Yes.
Do I think this is the greatest movie of all time? Definitely not.The creator of the film is messed up in the head. The scenes are mildly disturbing and its filled with cliché stuff, this makes the rating quite low
but I did "enjoy" the film if you can even say that.The typical brain dead people who find themselves put in this situation deserve everything
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Tusk 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I can live my sexual walrus fantasy.
This movie gave me several hard ons. (which I will say is an achivement even human centipede couldn't do that).
The movie was also somewhat enjoyable to watch, I mean what more could you ask for. ITS A HUMAN WALRUS WHATS NOT TO LOVE!(I am currently scouring rule 34 for some human walrus action as you read this)
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