Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2023

  Of course opinions are subjective, but this being in the top 10 highest rated feature films of all time (I think it debuted as THE highest!) is just sad, man.

  From reading the reviews, it seems as if most of the praise for this film comes down to the animation, the action, and Spider-Punk & Miguel being hot. While there were MOMENTS where the first two things are true (the third thing is just objectively correct), what critics seem to be…

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  Purple Hearts 2022

  Watched 04 Aug 2022

  Lmao 15 minutes in and I turned it off but let me say two things.

  1. Sweet Caroline rock version doesn't work with Ariana-Grande-ass vocals lmao

  2. "I know what kinda person you are, you wanna tweet about mean guns while guys like us go fight and die" the gun control debate is about civilian gun ownership, not the military you dipshit lmao. The movie trying to make his "observation" seem like this pointed roast of sas and wit is hilarious

Popular reviews

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  The Benchwarmers 2006

  ★½ Rewatched 18 Jan 2017 3

  It's not Adam Sandler, but it's all his buddies.

  Which is even worse.

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  Rated R for Nudity 2011

  Watched 27 Oct 2017

  What?
  The...
  Nudity...
  Where...
  No...
  Huh?....
  I dont....
  Flashes...
  Incendies...
  I...
  Spielberg...
  Huh?