sporadic belly laughs not enough to forgive the banal slog of an extended metaphor that was somehow both painfully obvious and entirely opaque
this is the kind of script that the assistant a few desks down asks you to read as a favor, and the whole time you’re just thinking “where the fuck do I even begin?”
a narrative in zero g. a bunch of satirical flotsam and jetsam floating around the irradiated hull of the SS High Concept
color me disappointed!