Craig C

Craig C

"You mean they'll be slaves?"...."Let's just say they'll be satisfied with less."

Favorite films

  • Galaxy Quest
  • Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons
  • My Name Is Nobody

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★½

  • The Giver

    ★★

  • Conan the Barbarian

    ★★★★

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

    Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga... there, I've listed everything good about this movie. Otherwise it's a bit like a 2am kebab, it starts off satisfying and goes down well, but eventually you're going to regret it (the 2nd time never tastes good). Winner of the Marlboro man award for gratuitous smoking in a modern movie.

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★½

    As much as I like the casting for this one (old and new), I really think Willem Dafoe stole the show... or maybe found it again. Who else wants to see "Wolf Jackson the movie"? It's a vote from me.

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  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    ★★

    More of a moon-fail with way too much drama and gravity (pun intended). I kept having flashbacks to the big, over-the-top sci-fi disaster movies of the 90s, but that was also the era of "Right Said Fred", "Who let the Dogs Out?", and "The Macarena", so it's not much of a recommendation really.

  • The Natural

    The Natural

    ★★★½

    A classic feel-good "sports romance", with soild acting and some iconic cinematography. Smashing a ball into a window (or lights), has never been more dramatic.

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