Movies are the new radio; I just turn them on when I’m fixing my truck.
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Steely Dan: Two Against Nature 2000
This was a masterpiece. You can’t ban the Dan, stand against the Dan, buy a van that runs better than the Dan, get a fan that’s cooler than the Dan, understand the Dan, play in a band that rocks louder than the Dan, crush a beer can like the Dan, run in the sand like the Dan, get a man like the Dan, nor say you’ve outran like the Dan. These guys are if Sgt. Pepper and King Crimson made a group. This is my Citizen Kane, perfect for fixin’ the truck.
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Alien 1979
Sorry I haven’t posted in awhile, people. Been fixin’ my truck again. It’s taking a long damn time for sure. Plus, a few injuries I didn’t go to the hospital for. Anyways, I listen to movies when I’m fixing the truck, and this one scared the piss out of me. I mean, what Jaws does to the beach, what Psycho does to the shower, what Salo does to poop, what The Exorcist does to the bedroom, what The Shining does…
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McCabe & Mrs. Miller 1971
A real shitstorm of a film, people. I usually put films on when I fix my truck, just to hear something. All I heard was nothing. I can’t make out a damn word five minutes in, which felt like an hour in at that point. Julie Christie’s cool, Warren Beatty wasn’t. I didn’t get it. Clint Eastwood’s the ultimate rockstar of the dunes while John Wayne’s the poet of Hollywood’s west. Warren Beatty just smokes cigars. The gunfight was boring.…
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