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Recent reviews

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  Platoon 1986

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  First time I saw this it was edited for TV and I thought it sucked. It's pretty good though, eh?

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  Meteor 1979

  ★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Why don't you stick a broom up my ass so I can sweep the floor on my way out?

Popular reviews

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  28 Days Later 2002

  ★★★★ Rewatched 29 Nov 2024

  I made a cheese omelet while watching the movie and it turns out the cheese went bad. Then Dr. Who ate a bad omelet an hour later.

  The prophecy has been fulfilled.

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  Hard Target 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2024

  Hilarious

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