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  The Machine 2023

  ★★ Watched 10 Oct 2023

  I was very much hoping this movie would be a dramatized retelling of his machine bit...super serious, lots of action. But instead, it was mostly a cheesy, cliche, comedy. I'm not sure why I expected anything different from a comedian movie. I just feel like this could have been so great if done completely differently

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2023

  MANNERS, MAKETH, MAN. Again, love that the villain's motivations make sense, and honestly, SLJ can't not be loveable. Really need to never see Eggy in that stupid-ass flat bill fit ever again.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2023

  When I watched this movie for the first time, I was watching it with people who couldn't appreciate it. It left an unfair, sour taste in my mouth. As a typical non-rewatcher, I'm very glad to have given this movie another shot with the right person. I still can't stand the disgusting hotdog fingers and the foot piano, but this movie is so good. The fight scenes are fresh and so real that you can imagine being able to pull off some of those moves yourself.

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ★½ Watched 30 Aug 2023

  Bro why is everyone so fucking horny in this movie.

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