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  • Matinee

    ★★★★½

  • SLC Punk

    ★★

  • Ted 2

    ★½

  • Ted

    ★★★

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  • Matinee

    Matinee

    ★★★★½

    John Goodman should've been renamed John Greatman after this one!

  • SLC Punk

    SLC Punk

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★

    Surprised at the largely positive reaction so far, didn't find it funny at all, a far cry from the days of Frank Tashlin or Joe Dante, if anything the humor brought to mind the obnoxiousness of modern Spongebob. The character animation is great, almost overwhelmingly smooth, but the backgrounds are generic, and it's a chore to sit through bits that oddly rely so heavily on butt jokes or off-putting gross gags. A Looney Tunes movie should not have multiple jokes about boba. Also, despite the contrived apologies towards the end, they made Porky Pig a fucking asshole. Eleven credited writers!

  • Baby Invasion

    Baby Invasion

    ★★★★

    If this is the future of cinema drop the bombs now. Despairing. I liked it.