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  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ½

  • Shrek Forever After

    ★★★½

  • Robin Hood

    ★★

  • Death on the Nile

    ★★★

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  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ½

    The fourth and final movie. Alright,  I started this movie on the 13th, had a mental breakdown, realized I needed a break and finished the movie the next day…. So let’s get into it. 


    Bruh. 

    This movie was… soo… not good. 

    I have to say it. It pains me. I wanna say I enjoyed it. Like I finished it, but not even the hard-on-his-luck Ryan Reynolds character could redeem this movie for me. 

    This movie is ridiculous in a way…

  • Shrek Forever After

    Shrek Forever After

    ★★★½

    Película numbers 3. Come one folks, this is close to a classic. I freaking love all the Shrek movies and this one is no exceptions. I mean “do the roar” line at the beginning is ICONIC. Like I know you just read that in the snotty kids voice. 

    Anyways, this movie is definitely not the best of the franchise but definitely not the worst. It still offers fun times, good sounds track, and a Puss I literally want just squeeze.…

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood

    ★★

    Movie 2 in my manic attempt at distraction. This movie was… aight. I enjoy the Robin Hood llore a ton and am a huge fan of this story. I think I’ve seen almost every movie version of Robin Hood there is. Maybe except like old OLD versions. Like idk how entertained I’d be. Look, I’m not a real movie person okay. I’m just here for a fun time. 

    Anyways, there are only so many ways to spin this story before…

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★★

    April 13th is  not a fun day for me, and it honestly kinda sucked butt; so instead of sitting and staring at a wall for 8+ hours, I busied myself with frantic house cleaning/rearranging & binge watching movies as a distraction. That paired with a copious amounts of carbs, let’s just say I was doing juuuuust fine. 

    All this to say, as a person who never reviews movies, I decided today is the day I review some to at least capture…

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