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  Big 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Having never been tall enough to ride any ride, can relate. Also currently still the height of a 12 year old and grappling with adulting…

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  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989

  ★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025 6

  There was less screaming in this one. And almost no bugs. But Harrison Ford kept his shirt on and had Daddy issues, so definitely not hot. I enjoyed the blimp. Not enough blimps in cinema.

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  Road House 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2024

  All of my thoughts while this movie was playing. In order….
  Wow these tattoos suck
  Broken bones are funny
  This is a way Less fun version of Blues Brothers
  Jake Gyllenhaal must’ve been really butt hurt by the 10min Taylor’s version of All Too Well…he looks fit af
  Im kinda bored
  Oooo Conor McGregor
  Im kinda bored
  For a ufc fighter he looks like he’s never had a broken nose.
  POV cam in fight scene welcome after annoying cgi
  Weird nerdy henchman so far a highlight
  The cgi sucks
  I’ve changed my mind, Conor McGregor a highlight
  It’s giving Baywatch

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2024 2

  Still good… Whoa.

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