do you know how good your filmography has to be for this to only be your SECOND best movie?
Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis are at peak quirky star power in 1986,
im so im the pocket for body horror, visceral goop, practical rubber prosthetics, dudes faces sliding off, soaking wet disgusting goodness
these songs have no melodies, this looks like ass, the movie's morals are a mystery to me
it has no forward propulsion, no cohesion in plot, morality vignettes interspersed with song so piss-poor i wonder why they bothered making it a musical at all
the only reason i gave it 1 star instead of 1/2 is because Zoe Saldaña is hot and the rap-rock song she does at the fundraiser gala is funny
absurd that this doesn't have a bluray release, this is high-quality, TerrorVision-type 80's camp. They didn't jump the shark of Beastmaster 1, they quadruple-backflipped over it.
