Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Red Heat 1988

  ★ Watched 24 Jan 2025 1

  I don’t know what to say anymore

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  A little too much elderly vampire freakiness for the holidays (also just bad)

Popular reviews

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  The Garfield Movie 2024

  ★ Watched 03 Jun 2024 1

  Tarnishing the good name of the Garfield. I (Garfield lore expert) shall list the flaws:
  - Garfield’s fur looked so weirdly furry at all times
  - Garfield seemed to prefer pizza over lasagna?? 
  - Garfield was friends with Odie rather than kicking him and viciously attacking him
  - Chris Pratt shouldn’t have been Garfield 
  - rather than bringing in nermal or another actual Garfield character they introduced generic children’s movie new characters with nothing to add
  - Jon was too…

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  Babylon 2022

  ½ Watched 29 Dec 2022 1

  I liked the part where the elephant pooped on a guy and then a lady peed on a guy thirty seconds later

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