Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 2 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  I think of the log ruck scene every single time I drive behind a truck with stuff in the open back…

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  what do you MEAN he slowly pieced it together?? Isn’t that throwing shade?? Like “yeah if I’m dating you I must be a robot”?? How did he figure that out lmao

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  It makes my heart so happy that horror is being revitalized with incredible cinema and special effects. Watching this movie for the first time in a mini theatre was truly a privilege, the reactions of the crowd was just as entertaining as the movie itself. The acting performances, the sound design, the shots, the colors, the effects, all so masterfully done. Was it too long? Perhaps. I only felt it was in the last 30 minutes, I kept thinking: okay…

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  Willy's Wonderland 2021

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2023

  This movie was so unbelievable stupid and bad,  

  i love it SO so much. I felt like a 10 year old kid watching an hour long, adult swim interlude on my grandmas couch. It deserves the stars, not because its good, but because it was FUN.

  I truly believe all the pinball scenes weren’t even him acting, just Cage being Cage (update: turns out it was all him!! even the improvised little dance!! god i love movies) This movie…