cris2balls

cris2balls

Stupid lil thoughts of a stupid lil man

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Rocky
  • Jaws
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Apocalypto

    ★★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

  • Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    You can really tell when watching this that Bong Joon Ho had fun. Mark Ruffalo had fun. Toni Collette had fun. Steven Yeun had fun. Robert Pattinson had fun.

    But much more importantly, I had fun.

  • Apocalypto

    Apocalypto

    ★★★½

    This movie stressed me out in like a primal way, like a generational trauma I didn’t know I had 

    Also Mel Gibson is guilty of all the allegations

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Vibey, spooky, horny, yes. But is anyone gonna bring up the real estate fraud?

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★

    A refreshing take on how nazi’s should be treated.

    “Donny…Gots a German here who wants to die for country, obliiige him.”

    Whenever I watch that scene, I can’t stop thinking how cool Brad Pitt’s character is, and how the Bear Jew was written for Adam Sandler.

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