Cristian

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"We are all stories, in the end."

Favorite films

  • Dead Poets Society
  • Good Will Hunting
  • The Holdovers
  • Into the Wild

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  • The Gorge

    ★★★

  • The Electric State

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Moana 2

    ★★½

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★

    This wouldn't have happened if they hired introverts

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★★½

    Did the Russo Brothers really think that throwing as many celebrities in this as possible would make it any less soulless????

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    You just know conservatives aren't going to get this one

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    Missed opportunity to play Brass Monkey at any point in the movie