Cristian Cristian

Cristian Cristian

Dear Slim, 
I Wrote You, But You Still Ain’t Callin’
I Left My Cell, My Pager, & My HomePhone On The Bottom.

Favorite films

  • Lost in Translation
  • Paris, Texas
  • The Social Network
  • Blue Velvet

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  • Female Trouble

    ★★★★

  • Cry-Baby

    ★★★★

  • Monterey Pop

    ★★★★★

  • Easy Rider

    ★★★★★

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  • Female Trouble

    Female Trouble

    ★★★★

    C’mon, Give Them Ladies A Break!

  • Cry-Baby

    Cry-Baby

    ★★★★

    “My Parents Were Murdered By Electricity!” 

    A Silly Little Romance Movie That Must’ve Been A Lot Of Fun To Work On :) That Last DooWop Song Is Very Very Nice, Too Bad It’s Not Available On Streaming Services. All These Actors Really Understood The Assignment & Props To John Waters & The MakeUp Crew For Making Iggy Pop Look Much Older Here Than He Does Now lol. He’s One Of The Few Directors That Knows How To Make Low Budget Films Look So Much Fun To Watch.

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  • Secretary

    Secretary

    ★★★★★

    This Movie Rules, I Laughed My Ass Off Throughout This Ridiculous Plot— So Good

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★

    ‘Too Serious Of A Parody Film’ That Was My Interpretation. I Love David Fincher, But This Might Be One Of His Weaker Films. FYI, If Any Dude Strictly Listens To ONLY The Smiths… He’s A Psychopath. It Doesn’t Get Anymore Obvious Than That, I Promise You. 









    & If A Double-Decker Bus!!! Crashes Into Us!!! 
    TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
    IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE!