Cristo

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I’m the guy that said that one funny thing in high school and tried to replicate it every waking moment of his life

Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Wolfwalkers
  • House
  • Son of the White Mare

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  • Ash

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    ★★★½

  • Rush Hour

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  • Ash

    Ash

    ★★½

    I was pretty on board with this until the final act. The slow-burn, amnesiatic premise was interesting albeit predictable, yet somehow Ash manages to still disappoint in an even more unoriginal and lackluster direction than you can anticipate. It’s not even so much what happens, it’s the WAY it happens. It’s entertaining enough, but I’d get so much more out of rewatching Alien 3.

    The film is visually stunning. Some of those scene transitions are so dope, which leads me to…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    If you kill your multiple, is that murder or suicide? 🤔

    Okay, now if you fuck your

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    Animation is the most democratic style of filmmaking in my opinion. You don’t need expensive sets or renowned actors. You’re not bound by schedules or the laws of physics. In three sketches, you can make someone cry. (Sounds crazy but I’ve seen it firsthand!) I think most people go into animations like this expecting some revolutionary technical development or a life-changing experience. If that’s what you’re expecting from a Latvian animation studio, I think you’ll be severely disappointed. That isn’t the…

  • Chicken for Linda!

    Chicken for Linda!

    ★★★★

    She’s literally a bunch of sketch lines and one solid color, yet she puts all the Pixar moms to shame 😳 Paulette, you a bad, French thickie