criticalstoner

criticalstoner

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  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★½

  • Safety Not Guaranteed

  • Always Shine

    ★½

  • The Old Guard

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  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★½

    This movie was most excellent. Glad to see Bill and Ted still play guitars and haven’t become DJ’s over the years. I do find it odd however that we never see Bill and Ted smoke weed. Not in this flick or the previous two! Who are they kidding? We all know they are the ultimate stoner time travelers.

  • Safety Not Guaranteed

    Safety Not Guaranteed

    I was recommend this movie on Netflix and was unaware it came out in 2012. That makes a lot more sense now since most of the jokes in this film are so cringe. Also no one smokes weed in the movie, not even in their wild party scene. I wouldn’t suggest smoking weed before this movie though, because you might forget to turn it off.

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  • The Invitation

    The Invitation

    ★★★

    I’ve definitely been to this same party in Los Angeles before. But in real life I got either to awkward or too bored and just left. But the weirdness in this flick had me hooked. I was however a little let down that none of these party goers ever smoked weed. Again I probably would’ve just left this party earlier on in real life. The ones who stayed were looking for trouble or are too easily influenced.

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