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  Take Shelter 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  “I SAID NOT HERE!” 

  If I was Shea Whigham I would’ve been pissed too. Also you were supposed to build an Ark dummy. The fuck is that underground shelter gonna do in a flood

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  “Do you own the car that says ‘Loser’?”
  “…..yes.”

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  Chowchilla 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2024 1

  Crime in the 70s was so wild. As long as there was no witnesses you could literally snatch a school bus full of kids and bury them and the cops would be like “fuck idk maybe UFOs?”

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  The De La Soul needle drop in this movie is one of the most jarring things I have seen in a movie this year.

  Maybe Lee shouldnt have spent so much time tinkering with her little camera and more time working on her form tackling. I have never had to try to tackle someone to save them from a bullet or a train or an explosion, but I feel like I could do it without taking the persons spot. Like do a goddamn hip drop not a cold shoulder and stand straight up over the person like youre Vontaze Burfict.

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