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Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Spider-Man 2
  • American Psycho
  • Fight Club

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  • The Godfather

    ★★★★★

  • Speed Racer

    ★★★½

  • Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★★

  • Army of Darkness

    ★★½

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  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★★½

    Didn't like it as much as I expected to considering that the Raimi spider man movies are my favorite movies of all time and I think the humor and campiness in those movies is a work of perfection, but in this movie I was struck with this pervading sense that Ash is just really unlikable and icky for most of it. It's the kind of macho chauvinistic character that might have passed for cool in the late 80s but has…

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    ½

    The real evil is the fact a movie this stupid, frustrating and humorless can be a major release in the year 2023. It is like you took every worst cliché and writing trope in horror, with one of the most unlikable group of characters and possibly the most laughable attempt at theming I think I've ever seen.

    The first REAL scene of the movie (we'll get back to the actual first scene later) shows the main character getting a pregnancy…

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    Where to even begin... every frame of this movie, and I mean EVERY frame, could be the most visually interesting frame in most other movies, and the best sequences are so far beyond it felt like it was looking at all my favorite sequences from animated media and saying "Anything you can do I can do better", but not in like a cocksure way but just with utter well-earned confidence. ITSV was already the most visually stunning movie I'd ever…

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.