Cro Mag 💀

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"This situation is so bad that it is the worst that ever has been!"

Favorite films

  • The Super Inframan
  • Repo Man
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Airplane!

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  • The House That Jack Built

  • Whore

  • Mausoleum

  • Hobo with a Shotgun

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  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★★

    🐅💥🏍️The British Empire stole an estimated $45 trillion from India between 1765 and 1938.

    The first act of reparation upon the now-inevitable dissolution of the United Kingdom shall be for it to fund a 3-hour action-adventure-romance-musical-revolutionary-buddy-independence film for each and every formerly colonized people. I am particularly looking forward to: Ghana, Afghanistan, Jamaica, Nauru, and Ireland.

  • Heavy Metal Parking Lot

    Heavy Metal Parking Lot

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes I hear people talk about a piece of media that so thoroughly captures a time and place that you just want to live in that imaginary moment, to actually visit Twain's sleepy Hannibal Missouri, the dour Victorian country estates of Brontë, or the chaotic tragedy and brotherhood of Orwell's wartime Catalunya.

    For me it is May 31, 1986 Capital Centre parking lot in Landover, Maryland.

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  • Subservience

    Subservience

    It was so engaging I updated my printer driver during the final 20 minutes. I won't spoil anything, but the printer hasn't tried to fuck or kill me yet.

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    nope.

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  • Mallrats

    Mallrats

    ★★½

    Brodie is a vibe.

  • The Strays

    The Strays

    ★★

    Partially redeemed by the ending.