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  Cáca Milis 2001

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Let the poor woman read her erotica, Paul. Paul did not deserve the phéist i do cáca milis. Catherine, fuck you.

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  Bad Boys II 2003

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Watched with dad, very good, great performance from smith

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jun 2024

  I rewatched it again this morning while doing my makeup, I love it more every time. Hi Ruby Cruz. I'm single :))

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  Rosaline 2022

  ★½ Watched 14 Oct 2022 1

  This film is so bad. I'm not even sorry, but like what the actual fuck? It strays so far from Romeo and Juliet that it feels more like a stupid Wattpad Au Fanfiction. All the characters are so out of character it's laughable, Rosaline isn't even a Capulet in the original source material and they state that she is within the first 4 minutes. The whole point of Romeo and Juliet was that Romeos love was *UNREQUITED* for Rosaline. They're…

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