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  Taxi Driver 1976

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Sep 2024 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Cemetery Man 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2024

  This is one of the craziest fuckin movies I’ve ever seen. Pretty much as soon as Dellamorte talks to “she,” I had no idea what was going to happen next. Not scary at all, pretty much just becomes pure slapstick honestly. I was 33 minutes into the movie when I paused briefly and said “holy shit all of this has happened in a half hour?” I have read there is deeper philosophical meaning to this film, but for me a lot of it is difficult to decipher. Watch it with friends or your significant other and enjoy the ride cause this shit is moving different.

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2023

  I sadly watched the 2011 prequel first (several years ago) and I’m disappointed I did as this was substantially better in pretty much every way. I didn’t remember too much from the prequel but there were certain elements that I was reminded of while I was watching this one and it definitely muddied some of the charm. Regardless, I think this is a fantastic horror movie. Macready was certainly a very strong protagonist but the other characters still didn’t feel…

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  Hell House LLC 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  Recently I’ve been watching a lot more found-footage horror films, and this one is definitely the creepiest one in awhile. The way it opens and has so many elements akin to a documentary on this “real life tragic event” just made it that much more disturbing. It plays with the found-footage style very well, and definitely had me on the edge of my seat when things started getting weird. Not too many cheap jump-scares either from what I can recall,…

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