Joseph

Joseph

Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Truman Show
  • After Hours
  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

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  • Blue Hawaii

    ★★★½

  • Fun in Acapulco

    ★★★

  • Clambake

    ★★

  • Jailhouse Rock

    ★★★½

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  • Blue Hawaii

    Blue Hawaii

    ★★★½

    RANKING ELVIS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

    Chad is the best antagonist in the ECU

    Favorite Moment- Realizing I was watching an Elvis movie that used the music to move the plot forward 

    Elvis Performance- 9/10 (he’s a little to good at playing an asshole)

    Songs- 9/10 

    Unintentional Comedy Level- 2/10

  • Fun in Acapulco

    Fun in Acapulco

    ★★★

    RANKING ECU

    Only an Elvis movie could make your brother falling to his death funny

    Favorite Moment- Bossa Nova Baby scene was peak 

    Elvis Performance- 5/10

    Songs- 7/10 (a lot of bangers but most of the songs sounded the same 

    Unintentional Comedy Level- 4/10 (couldn’t stop laughing every time his brothers death came up. The face Elvis makes after he dies almost made me piss myself)

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  • King Creole

    King Creole

    ★★★★★

    RANKING ECU
    Fist (and like only time) cool Elvis is actually cool.This movie had me doing the Billy bounce,Songs are all BANGERS.

    Favorite Moment-Elvis using Karate and killing 2 mf with his hands and stealth 
    Elvis Performance-8/10
    Songs-10/10 (Best Song-Trouble)
    Unintentional Comedy Level-3/10

  • Girls! Girls! Girls!

    Girls! Girls! Girls!

    ★½

    Ranking ECU
    Girls! Girls! Girls more like Bore! Bore! Bore! (and racism).This movies music is so laughably bad (other then the banger “Return to Sender” which shouldn’t be associated with this movie).He sings a SEA SHANTY.

    Favorite Moment-The Dinner catching on fire scene I saw on Tik Tok 50 times
    Elvis Performance-4/10 (was he trying?)
    Songs-2/10 (RETURRRRRN TO SENDA)
    Unintentional Comedy Level-7/10 (more wtf am I watching then this is so bad it’s good)

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