newt

newt

if you expect me to take this seriously at all, you are sadly mistaken. the vast majority of my reviews will be 1 star or 5. have fun.

Favorite films

  • Pacific Rim
  • Blade Runner
  • Alien
  • Inception

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  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    ★★★★★

  • Black Panther

    ★★★★½

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★★½

  • Private Romeo

    ★★★★½

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  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising

    ★★★★★

    newt geiszler is a top in this movie and thats all i have to say

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★★★½

    honestly, i spent half the movie worrying about people falling off that cliff

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★★½

    rone: a sory

  • Private Romeo

    Private Romeo

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.