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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Kung Fu Hustle
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Excalibur

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  • The Monkey

  • Sphere

    ★★½

  • Transformers One

    ★★★★

  • Richard Jewell

    ★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    Bad, I'll elaborate if you venmo me.

  • Sphere

    Sphere

    ★★½

    The last 30 minutes is pure headache-core

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  • Holes

    Holes

    ★★★★

    If I ever have to compete for a "who's the biggest autist" competition, I'm going to bust out this anecdote. In preparation for this movie to come out, my childhood neighbor friend and I dug holes in my backyard for a week straight. We never got to 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep because we were a little prissy and we weren't built for blisters, but we still were out there ere'day.
    Not sure what stopped us first, the…

  • 8MM

    8MM

    ★★★★

    As a kid I had these life-size tombstones that were so lifelike in our garage. We would pull them out every Halloween to plant on our doorstep, in reality they were set dec, paper-mache. My dad had taken them from set when he worked on this movie (among other things).
    The whole time I was watching this, I was thinking. WHERE ARE THE DAMN TOMBSTONES. WHERES THE TOMBSTONE SCENE????? My nerves were settled when it finally came, a reprieve from…

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