1. I was the perfect amount of inebriated for this movie.
2. This movie (and me) are so incredibly horny for Brendan Fraser holy shit.
I am YELLING oh my god. He is so sopping wet pathetic and pitiable. This man embodies the wet blanket. He looks like he is on the verge of tears in every single scene and it's making me feel insane. THEN THEY LITERALLY TIE HIM UP??????
I went into this with no context and expecting…
I went in for an erotic and beautiful gothic film and it delivered and I am happy and really just feel like the perfect target audience for this film. The dreamlike transitions, the way it leads into it being hard to tell what is a dream and what is reality, the castle breathing with him, the cold landscape, the shots within Transylvania itself being framed like the beautiful gothic engravings I have spent my entire life admiring??? The film flickering…
I was so fucking enthralled w the concept and the first like, third of the film, but I wish they had played more into the wholesome but unsettling vibes than the hard turn to edginess and shock value? Like, I felt like I enjoyed the film significantly more when he was an empathetic character and before they started hamming up the "cancel culture" part of it. The ending just totally lost me too, I wish it had ended with more…
I think this movie was made for people with ADHD. I put off watching this for so long bc I rly misunderstood the plot and didn't think I'd be into it but I was so wrong and it is so much fun. Alex and I are simply ✨obsessed✨
The animated segments KICKED ASS, I don't know how I felt ab the comic panel stuff, sometimes I loved it sometimes it felt like it made the flow weird.
