Caleb Hotel

Caleb Hotel

Aw, haha! Remember that?

Favorite films

  • Irma Vep
  • Natural Born Killers
  • Inland Empire
  • Atlantics

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  • Longlegs

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

  • Blue Velvet

  • Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    *Nicki minaj meme template *
    So there’s this recurring theme in my life

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    You get a love letter from me you’re fucked forever

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★½

    The set up reminds me of when Azealia Banks went to lay down a track with Grimes but she wasn’t there and Banks had to stay at Elon Musk’s house for a few days

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    I hit my dab pen outside of the Ritz 5 with my mom and we were so loud the people behind us moved to another seat

    The weak projector and ajar janitors closet next to the screen kind of made this give old Hollywood. Some of the side characters, especially the Wizard and Madame Morrible would’ve been better casted with AI simulations of Peter Sellers and Rosalind Russel respectively 

    The central conflict of Wicked is objectivism versus class revolution. It’s…