Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  *Nicki minaj meme template *
  So there’s this recurring theme in my life

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  You get a love letter from me you’re fucked forever

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  The set up reminds me of when Azealia Banks went to lay down a track with Grimes but she wasn’t there and Banks had to stay at Elon Musk’s house for a few days

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  Wicked 2024

  Watched 10 Dec 2024 2

  I hit my dab pen outside of the Ritz 5 with my mom and we were so loud the people behind us moved to another seat

  The weak projector and ajar janitors closet next to the screen kind of made this give old Hollywood. Some of the side characters, especially the Wizard and Madame Morrible would’ve been better casted with AI simulations of Peter Sellers and Rosalind Russel respectively 

  The central conflict of Wicked is objectivism versus class revolution. It’s…