Dylan Crumpler

Dylan Crumpler

“Perception is not whimsical, but fatal.” RWE

Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • The Hobbit
  • Madame Web
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

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  • Fight Club

    ★★★★

  • Vacation

    ★★★★

  • The Hobbit

    ★★★★

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★★★

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  • Vacation

    Vacation

    ★★★★

    Far superior to European Vacation (super low bar)
    Vegas Vacation lacks a soul
    Can’t match Christmas
    Original hasn’t aged well
    Constant laughs; offensive, dumb fun 8/10

  • The Hobbit

    The Hobbit

    ★★★★

    Watched the iTunes version with Lala. She loved it and was impressed with how well it held up. For some bizarre reason, perhaps it is because I am beginning my own dissection of the story adaptation, I did not enjoy it as much this time. It just felt too fast. My previous review, of The Wild Robot, also had complaints about pacing. Is this just a little mood I am in tonight? How much is valid? I do feel once…

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★★★★

    Howard Hawks would be proud; a perfect satire; a future cult-classic

    This has been the greatest cinematic experience I have ever witnessed. I've seen 2001 A Space Odyssey in 70mm at the Aero, Lawrence of Arabia Roadshow Edition in 70mm, Hateful Eight, Oppenheimer, all of these cinematic masterpieces in 70mm, but none of them impacted me on an emotional level like Madame Web has. Everything in this movie is 100% intentional and the fact that people don't realize that astounds…

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    The blue polygon on the wall at the local art museum has more story and artistic integrity than this soul draining piece of content.

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