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  • Leprechaun: Origins

    ★★½

  • The King's Man

    ★★

  • Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

    ★½

  • Leprechaun in the Hood

    ★★★½

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  • Leprechaun: Origins

    Leprechaun: Origins

    ★★½

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhh so like

    Why'd i kinda like this?

    Like unironically?

    Idk dude it's not a masterpiece or anything, not even close, but the kills here are really good, the pacing and gradual building of tension are pretty well done, and the characters are generally not that bad, in fact i really like Sean, he was compelling and i cared about him.

    In fairness, the Leprechaun in this IS pretty lame. As a generic monster he serves his function, but as…

  • The King's Man

    The King's Man

    ★★

    This wasn't a Kingsman film, this was a generic and boring WWI film with 20 minutes of scrapped Kingsman footage in it and also Rasputin the goat, who is genuinely the only thing in the movie that even resembles the charm of the original duology. The mid-credits sequence was hysterical tho.

    4/10.

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  • Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

    Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

    ★½

    This sucked and was boring.

    There were some funny Lep moments like the bong sequence and kill but i have never seen a cast as absolutely vapid and nothing as this in a movie in my life.

    Literally nothing else to say other than a white guy says the n word and it's way more unnecessarily aggressive than the first hood movie despite that one being about a group running from a guy trying to kill them with a killer…

  • Leprechaun in the Hood

    Leprechaun in the Hood

    ★★★½

    LEP IN THE HOOD, COME TO DO NO GOOD
    LEP IN THE HOOD, COME TO DO NO GOOD

    Finally, some good fucking Leprechaun.

    This had no right being as good as it was, but it had everything i've been pining for this whole franchise so far. Silly Lep antics (if some occasionally lacking kills), likeable, unique & interesting main characters, and even a legit kinda engaging plot that took turns i wasn't expecting. So glad this franchise finally got a real good movie.

    7/10.

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