CryptoCake

CryptoCake

future goat
films are pretty cool

Favorite films

  • The Square
  • Strictly Ballroom
  • The Last Picture Show
  • Boy

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  • Strictly Ballroom

    ★★★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

  • Ordinary People

    ★★★★½

  • The Last Picture Show

    ★★★★★

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  • North by Northwest

    North by Northwest

    ★★★★½

    North by Northwest should really be called Sexy by Sexy for how erotic this film was; I couldn't believe I was watching such scandalous behavior on the silver screen! But for those who do not succumb to the voluptuous thread that slicks through the motion picture, there is much to be said with everything. Carrey Grant nostalgically brings about his screwball days yet adds a qualm of unconventionality with his unbridled sexual proneness and unethical demeanor. (A far too imperfect…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ½

    incel dracula
    this film opens with a title card stating Germany 1838, what robert eggers and his band of porn addicted fans don't understand is that Germany wasn't a country in 1838, an easily catchable mistake if you have ever had an education. But that is exactly what this film is a 2 hour opus of spray painted tits over a pissed drenched issue of Brand Stokers Dracula with nothing but boner shots for your film bros who associate the…