crystal

crystal

sometimes I think about movies. depends on the mood swings…

Favorite films

  • Stuck in Love
  • Tangled
  • The Pacifier

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • Woman of the Hour

    ★★★★

  • The Pacifier

    ★★★★★

  • A Monster in Paris

    ★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    3.75/5

    Ewizabefh Spawkle 😓

    Very much an extended cut version of a Black Mirror episode but with naked fighting, blood n’ gore, and close-ups of open-mouthed chewing. 

    Clear message & a very graphic way of portraying it.
    Loved that it made me uncomfortable in a “do you get it yet?!?!” way.

  • Woman of the Hour

    Woman of the Hour

    ★★★★

    This movie gave me chills.  

    Anna Kendrick’s directing was laser-focused and the subtlety was powerful (ironic!). Just goes to show that you don’t have to show every moment of violence or assault to get the point across. 

    S/O go all of the performances, microexpressions were going crazy in this movie. 

    End credits were also heartbreaking, do better Justice system.

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  • The Pacifier

    The Pacifier

    ★★★★★

    Rewatched it today w/ NhiNhi (it was her first time 😏). 

    We giggled the whole time!! It will forever be one of my favorite childhood movies!!

    I barely know anything about the Vin Diesel & The Rock drama, but after watching this movie…they could never make me hate you Vin Diesel!! 

    The Pitch Perfect & Gilmore Girls girlies were an added bonus!! 🫶🥰🫶

  • The Starving Games

    The Starving Games

    God this movie sucks….but it never fails to make me laugh my ass off. 

    I can’t ever watch The Hunger Games without thinking of America’s next cult classic:

    The Starving Games

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