Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

  ★★½ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  i can doomscroll for 2 hours or i can watch this movie

  +1 star for amandla but -1 star for pete davidson jumpscare

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  watched this while house sitting. between this and flavor flav reality tv the owners are def judging me for my watch history

Popular reviews

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  lesbians be like “i know a spot” and then take you to crime canyon

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 25 Nov 2023

  third base is slurping their jizz bathwater

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