Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  ridley scott once again proving that even with all the money in the world you can still manage to make a terrible movie. one star for dawn by dario marianelli (p&p 2005) being used

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  this movie is like what boomers think a 13 year old would write for his english class after being exposed to too many of those violent video games

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  two wife guys trying to out-wife guy each other not realizing a pick-me mans is trying to take their wives. but also just white people doing silly stuff for 2h12m

  (ur consistent eggers i’ll give you that)

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  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Oct 2024

  i wish i was kate hudson kissing matthew mcconaughey on brooklyn bridge