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  Battle Royale 2000

  ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  There's like four times someone gets swiss cheesed and just walks it off.

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  Swing Girls 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  "There are two kinds of people in the world, people who swing, and people who don't.

  Wow. This one's good for the soul. I never thought I'd like a movie so much on wholesome factor alone, but god it's so easy to root for these girls- watching them discover swing is one of the most heartwarming journeys ever put to screen. Every victory feels so earned- those last ten minutes alone gave me all the dopamine I've been missing this…

Popular reviews

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Not a single wasted second. Fucking brilliant movie.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  The real Nosferatu was the fire alarm that kicked me and my girlfriend out of the movie 3/4ths of the way through.

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