csmith1544

csmith1544

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  • Pokémon: The First Movie

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  • Dark Waters

    ★★★½

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    ★★★★

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

  • Skinamarink

    ★★½

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    BOOOO!!!! HISSS!!!!! BOOOO!! FUCK YOU!!!! 

    This movie does SO MANY THINGS WRONG. I don’t know how this company was handed a perfectly fleshed out world with great lore, millions of fans and infinite support for a movie, all on a GOLDEN CRUSTED PLATE, put it through their movie making machine, and PLOPPED OUT THIS GIANT PIECE OF SHIT.

    I REALLY WANTED TO LIKE IT. I tried SO HARD TO LIKE IT. I don’t write reviews often, and if I do,…

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★½

    I want to start off by discussing what this movie did well. There are two things that this movie does better than almost any other movie I’ve seen before, and those things are suspense and setting.

    The setting in this movie is terrific. Even though it’s just a house that looks like it’s from the 90s/early 2000s, I love it. It feels like I’ve been here before, which made everything in the movie so unsettling. And the suspense was insane.…

  • Baki Hanma VS Kengan Ashura

    Baki Hanma VS Kengan Ashura

    ★★

    Big fan of Baki, and enjoyed a lot of Kengan, but this crossover just wasn’t it. The fights were terrible compared to both of the shows, the interactions between paralleling characters was stale, and while I know they had to set the characters to similar power levels, they did it in the worst possible way. Was hoping for a tasty treat, got stale white bread.

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