csmith9

csmith9

For me, every flick is a blockbuster or a dud

Favorite films

  • Pink Flamingos
  • Metropolitan
  • Total Recall
  • Barry Lyndon

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  • Ocean's Eleven

  • Ocean's Thirteen

  • The Bourne Identity

  • First Reformed

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  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    One of the problems with ensemble cast is that ppl don’t get enough to do….I always want more Bernie Mac. 

    The movie relies on Julia Roberts, who doesn’t do much.

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    There’s a scene in the middle where the orange Vegas tint shifts to blue and Matt Damon is weaving through the city and shouting into a cellphone that his spy job is getting really hard. As a Bourne Identity fan I appreciated this pastiche.

    What hadn’t clicked for me before is how deeply it’s set within showbiz culture and the Rat Pack. Love that the guns are always fake.

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  • Queen of the Mountains

    Queen of the Mountains

    Baller. If Star Wars was a girl who became a governor and fought the (russian) empire and it ACTUALLY HAPPENED

  • Bandslam

    Bandslam

    ½

    This movie gave me food poisoning

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