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  Watchmen 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2023

  Dont really care if its somewhat gratuitous and a bit campy, it was a spectacle for sure. Fuckin love it.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2023

  Understandbly unfocused considering it has a continent's worth of lore that had to be fleshed out in a single movie with no promise of a sequel. Just wished the spring lock failure scene was more grotesque in sound *point of reference*

  But it was alright never the less.

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  Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019

  ★ Watched 09 Jul 2019

  Can't even count it as a Spider-man movie when three quarters of the movie is over shadowed by Stark. Fr wasted Jake Gyllenhaal.

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 May 2023

  Fuckin' amazing. Was very much in the vein of Raimi's original Evil Dead but with a new fresh take.

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