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Hey. The name's Aleister and I live with my beautiful wife Taylor. We watch movies whenever we can.

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Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks
  • Eraserhead
  • Blue Velvet
  • The Doom Generation

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★½

  • Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Dark Crystal

    ★★★½

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    Whatever few issues I had with this movie feels like nitpicking to me if I were to point them out.

    This isn't gonna be for everybody, but it was definitely made for people like me. For most of the film, it feels bittersweet. As it goes on, it gave me a very distinct feeling of dread that I hadn't felt in a long time.

    Dread about aging, how long it took for me to realize that I was queer until…

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★½

    What a beautiful film. The animation is some of Ghibli's best, the music is outstanding and the english dub cast did a fantastic job.

    The more I think about it, the more I like it.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    Fuck science fiction films, fuck sorting movies by genre; this is one of the greatest films of all time.

    We haven't seen the end of Denis Villeneuve's golden streak yet and I hope it never ends.

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  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    ★★★★★

    David Lynch is my favorite artist, I don't give a FUCK.

    This is exactly the kind of person I picture in my head when someone says the word "artist".

    Completely eccentric, always seeing the beauty in everything and never not interesting. I love this video.

  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    ½

    There's a scene in this movie where Pinocchio sniffs a big pile of shit and smiles.